Quoting numerarius5988am,
Banned because movie producers often use one of two things, or both, to make up for forgetting to hire scriptwriters. These two items are SFX and mammary glands...
Ok, I am starting to seriously think if numerarius is a program of IFear's OS. Well, he definitely sounds like him sometimes, so....yeah 
Banned because she's awake, she just wanted to get my jacket to go to sleep in.
Xer0 \^/
OH COME ON Xer07!
Cant you see that she really wants to be with you? I wish you could both screw your friends over (Liz and Jess and whoever else)
(If Whiskey was here, he would agree with me)
banned for being split
hey numerarius, where did you get that picture of my wife from

You know how he did, dont you? 
banned for falling to understand that while eyes are the best feature, a good pair of knockers do help
QFT 
Banned because I couldnt have said it better myself 
"Successful Troll is Successful"