Banned for letting him one-up you (whatever that is).
Banned for not loving the education system, Shakespeare would not be happy
The education system SUCKS 
That is all.
banned for not realizing that you can learn Shakespeare and not have to love this thing that the US calls an education system
QFT 
banned for capitalizing muslim, cause those terrorist-loving elitist anti-white death-panel fascist communist radical bastards are not equal to AMERICANS!
America, Fuck Yeah!
Hypnotized, elitist, pathetic, brain-washed, poor Patriots, Fuck Yeah!
"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."