banned for not realizing it was chance,

In theory, rewarding people for their luck in such occurances just exagerrates that the luck happened, and encourages the lucky person to partake in more chance events.

Banned for lurking in my yard, watching me post.

Richter {^}

banned for trolling in hopes of winning

banned for backing talkwards

banned for admitting confusion

its too much confusion
I cant get no relief

banned for trying to be confused

you are or you are not
there is no trying to be

Ryat doesn't have to TRY to be confusing; he naturally manages to confound everyone he talks to.

Banned because I'm going to bed as well.

Richter {^}

Banned for saying that sleep is for the weak-minded, when you, yourself sleep as well.

Hypocrite!

That would be all.

Banned for thinking you are strong minded.

Banned because I, as a Virus inside the Matrix, am not weak minded. As a matter of fact, I am not minded at all. I am far more intelligent than you petty humans.

That would be all.

Banned because I cannot be killed, cant feel any pain, cannot bleed, cannot suffer in any way, and I am 100000000000000 times stronger than the strongest man alive.

SO.....yeah, you humans are awesome

That would be all.

Banned cause you are totally wrong. I have complete control of the Matrix, I have spread to every part of it, thus controlling the Matrix. And the one that controls the Matrix, controls the Machines, who control the Earth.

And you petty humans are only alive because we allow you to. You are only a few thousand people stuck in a shithole called "Zion".

Come on, face it. You dont stand a chance against us. You pathetic filthy humans, you make me sick!

"Humans are a disease, and we....are the cure."

That would be all.

banned for pointing out that he's in a matrix of his own creation.