Banned because I just noticed that Ryat must be the oldest member of these forums, here. His profile says: Member since 6/04/2006. PWNED noobs 
Banned for
1. EVery day I have to spend "family time" with my mom, and two sisters by watching some retarded sponge do god knows what all the time.
2. Why is it always the three of us online at this hour?
Xer0 \^/
1. I feel sorry for you.
2. Because I already stay up late, until 6 AM in the morning. I wont sleep at 10 AM just to chat with you.
*In an attempt to start conversation*
So today my friend Grant is online, calling me a manwhore as usual, and comparing me to the Spetsnaz, I take out multiple targets as quickly and however I can, while he's a marine, and is slow and delicate, while being deadly accurate.
His logic was that I was trying to get romantic with Liz, my ex, Mishayla and Hannah.
I asked him why he thought I was going after Liz and Hannah, here's his reasoning;
Liz: Because she was your first crush and the first flame burns the longest. (I disproved this theory later)
Hannah: Because she's always hitting on you, and acts like you're the only person in the room when you're around! I mean seriously dude! Every day at lunch she'd walk AWAY from her boyfriend, put her boobs on your head, rubs your hair and calls you some cutsy nickname!
I had no argument against this.
Banned for editing.
Xer0 \^/
First of all, that Hannah girl sounds kinda hot. Now, I know you're gonna think I am some kind of pervert, but how big do you think her bra size is? 
Secondly, you are 1 lucky son of a b!tch, you know that Xer07?
"Every day at lunch she'd walk AWAY from her boyfriend, put her boobs on your head, rubs your hair and calls you some cutsy nickname!" And she has a BF. Nuf said 
Also, if you dont feel anything about Liz, then who the hell is that guy telling you otherwise?
And btw, are you SURE he is your friend? I am not your friend, and I havent and wouldnt call you a manwhore. So yeah...wtf 
That would be all.
