Banned because you're the one that took the class, not me. I'm a natural. I refined my skills by flirting with girls and asking them if they can cook and arranging an evening to cook together. Also a good way to end up getting laid due to the fact kitchens are typically hot when you're cooking so clothing get's loosened and they're confined so you bump into each other a lot and playful touching is always good.
Banned because you think it's for only 30 to 45 minutes of enjoyment. That's just foreplay. Get some stamina.
Banned because you think doing what normal people do is out of the ordinary. Wait until you're in a real relationship (which won't be until you're in college at the rate you're going) not some pussy ass junior high crush to pass judgment on what ordinary is.
Banned because the most extreme thing I've ever had to do to get laid is jump off of a high dive platform which is insanely mild and boring considering I go sky diving, cage diving, climb cliff faces, white water rafting, teach people how to do back flips on a jet ski, and if I can arrange it with my good buddy who lives in Kansas, next April I'll be adding storm chasing to my fun activities list. If you're not having fun in life, then you need a new one.