BANNED BECAUSE THERE IS A GIANT RAT IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"QUICK HUNNY GET THE SHOTGUN" POW POW POW
"IS IT DEAD???........OH NO!!!!! ITS STILL ALIVE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS EATING MY LEG, SAVE YOURSELF"
*GRABS GRENADES*
"SUCK ON THESE, MOTHER******!!!" KABOOOOOOOM!!!
*THE HUSBAND DIES THERE TAKING THE GIANT RAT WITH HIM, THE WIFE NEVER RETURNS TO THE HOUSE AFTER THAT*