Banned for that is Father Brain

Banned for seeing dizzy girls.

Think of the hottest chick that you can think of.

Your banned for thinking of her.

Banned for

Joe Mamma so fat that when she enters a room everyone says 'Carrier has arrived'

Banned because I finally finished my Homework, and won't visit this banning game for a while. bo- YA!

"Screw you guys, I'm going home." Eric Cartman.

Banned because my mother is addicted to "family guy".

And your mother.

banned for speaking truth.

IR: get with the ban or you're banned.

Banned for the reason that I have no idea what IR is.

banned for encompassing IrationalFear into two small letters

Banned for, what would RT mean?

Banned because I understand a lot more than you do, you petty human And the only thing I failed to accomplish, was to kill Neo and have complete control over the Matrix.

And I, am (former) agent Smith, not Mr Anderson, you pathetic worm. Mr Anderson is going to die, because my power cannot be matched.

But you wouldnt understand any of this, so I am just gonna let it go.

That would be all.

Banned for Ryating.

(never gets old)

That would be all.

Banned because its only a couple of years old. Its just a little kid

That would be all.