banned for being nice, you are getting soft in your old age
Banned for wanting me to be a bad boy 
Funny thing is, thats exactly what your wife told me last night 
Banned for liking soft, old, Greek guys.
Now that sounded kinda gay 
once slept for almost 36 hours to get rid of bronchitis
OMG Ryat!
How did you do it? Did you take a whole box of sleeping pills or something? Thats really sick!
Oh and, you broke my pathetic record in max sleeping time 
That would be all.