Banned for reading it all. I read it too

@shark: Please stop posting with large fonts and caps please. Its not cool, and its distracting to the eye from other people's posts

http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/joomla/    |     http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

banned for posting links

Banned because thats my sig.

http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/joomla/    |     http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

banned having links for a sig

Banned for missing a "for", in your sentence

http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/joomla/    |     http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

banned because my posts like to fail to show up for banning you.

Banned for failure to post.

Banned for posting failure.

Banned because I took a nap.

BANNED FOR SLEEPING YOU CAN SLEEP ON YOUR OWN TIME, SAME WITH BREATHING

How will people know when you're yelling at them if you always post big?

Banned for lack of foresight.  (Not to be confused with foreskin )

Wow...That was bad.

-Twilight Storm

Banned for complaining about my large posts, is this better?

Banned for not using default fonts.

Banned for being original, this country was built by people who wanted to be different

(patriotic music playing in the background)

where does this music keep coming from?

spel cheque falz

Which country are you from then? America was founded by people who wanted to cheat on their taxes and set up a government based on said principle.

Banned for good one. I need to remember that.

Banned for thinking there is a necessity to remember a joke like that.

banned for banning necessity

Banned for necessary banning.

banned for banning unnecessarily

No, thats not a joke, thats a real fact

IFear, have you watched ZeitGiest the movie?

@shark: Banned for feeling patriotic. What did your government ever do for you?

banned for bringing politics into a ban game

Banned for bringing apolitics into a ban game.

banned for making me start another page

again

Banned for hating page-starting