banned for there is no fork

banned for crappy sentence structure.

banned for making me fix it

Banned for getting fixed.

banned for discouraging his getting fixed

Banned for even thinking that.

Reading that made me feel pain... 

The Admiral

banned for assumption of pain

everything works just fine

Banned because with anesthetics and medium-run medication, the procedure would be entirely painless.

Banned for knowing it's painless(First hand expierience, anyone?)

-Twilight Storm

banned for imagining it's painless if it's anything like getting wisdom teeth pulled.

Didn't feel squat the whole way through.

banned for IDK but my dad said it was painless

ya know, I have three siblings. If I had four kids, I would want to make sure I don't have to buy a bigger dinner table. Vasectomies are cheaper than fighting homicide charges.

banned for not wanting a bigger dinner table

Banned for talking about tables.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

banned for periodicals

banned for not banning me for not banning... wait...

Banned for making me give you the look of disapproval.

Banned because that looks more like the Look Of Marijuana Inhalation.

banned for we have legal marijuana in AZ

for "medical" purposes mind you

banned for getting doctors to sign off on that is a bitch. "We just do these exams to weed out drug users." Bastards.

banned for I don't care how they did it

I still don't want it

banned for not wanting the weed or not wanting the weed to be legal? I don't smoke, but weed to me is just like alcohol.

banned for i cant think of a good vasari ship design

banned for I've already responded to this. Elsewhere.

Banned for the poem "Backdrop Addresses Cowboy", which I had to recite in front of 28 AP Lit students and which makes absolutely no sense at all.