Banned because with any luck he can just get some Kool-aid and cut to the chase.

banned for Kool-Aid jokes

banned for flavored drinks and DEATH TO YOU ALL!

banned for the following // Even Electronic Brain Pancake Crystal Elderly

banned for um what?

banned for nonsensicalness

banned for what he said.

Looks like pLaGuE-DoG blew another circuit.

Banned for blowing.

Banned for taking a blow.

His religion includes Elves, magic, some hidden power of the mind, and I think (although not sure), Harry Potter

Whoa thats EPIC!

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

banned for epicness

banned for fixing the circuit

banned for thinking he did. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

banned for quote idioms

Banned for I have finsihed all I have set out to do for month of October!!!!!!!

And now ur bored...banned for excessively efficient behavior.  You'll never hear a procrastinator say he has nothing to do. 

-Twilight Storm

Banned for having nothing better to do.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

banned for no one aksed if it was next October... or last October.

Banned because I would presume he meant last October.

Banned because nobody cares.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Banned becuase I do

last october

banned for now you have to catch up on November.

Banned because I am up to January.

Oh yeah? Banned for I'm already caught up to the end of February...

... it helps not to plan much though.

banned for I never catch up

and I like it that way

Banned for I caught a cold

Then I lost it

Banned because it's catchy.