Banned for waving a red flag at a bull.

Banned for getting in over your head. That's especially bad when you're almost entirely a head.

banned for not knowing it is easy to get in over your head, when all you are is a head with no skull.

banned for skulling about

Banned for not appreciating the benefits of skulling about. It's very good exercise, and a good crew is a lovely thing to watch.

banned for hand splitting

Banned for making me want to type something very crude when we have 'kids' like scoutdog around.

Anti-banned because that's the funniest damn barely-functional Spock joke I've ever heard or read. 

banned in a crude fashion

banned for ryat fashion.

banned for not realizing that I make this look good

Banned because I think this makes you look good.

banned for thinking you have seen it all, you havent.

Banned 'cause you ain't s'posed to tell the chilluns that sort of thing--might de-scourge they's book-larnin' and whatnot.

banned for redneck speech

Sadly no, you haven't.

Banned for sadness.

And I agree, high school is nothing like reality...I know this, and I am a self-diagnosed lunatic...

-Twilight Storm

banned for a doctor who treats himself has a fool for a patient.

And I know no person who has seen it all. If I met that person, I would pity them.

banned for pity

banned for having no sympathy

Banned for expecting sympathy from a dirty ryat.

banned for there should always be sympathy for the devil

banned for there should never be sympathy for slanderers

Banned for forgeting to not to pity the salamanders.

-Twilight Storm

banned for storming off about fire lizards

banned for thinking the poor salamander is a fire lizard.

banned because of all the insanity