Banned for condescension. 

Banned for condensation.

banned for doing the same

Banned for incomplete statement.

banned to completion

Banned for banning with an incomplete thought.

banned because

Banned because you're no friend of Dorothy and you started a damned show tune playing in my head.

banned for mind worm songs

Banned for trying to worm your way out of a series of fragmentary ban attempts.

Edit: Now I kinda want to play Worms for a bit. And I haven't owned a game console since the original Atari. 

Banned for wanting worms when millions of dogs would love to not have them.

Banned for the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

banned for no console ownership

Banned because I need no consolation.

Deck junkies always want friends to share their poison--that's how I got roped into playing Worms. Well, that, and my friend who loved the game (original version) is also a very good cook. I have no love for FPS stuff, but I had a very happy tummy and Worms is so silly...

banned for not realizing that Worms can be found on the PC as well

banned for parasitic conversation

banned for not getting the symbiotic conversation going

banned for that requires i want to help

 Banned for whaa...

You guys should have a radio talkshow.   You'd talk about the craziest shist all the time.

(Sorry in advance, the meds they put me on for my wisdom teeth are pretty trippy)

Xer0 \^/

Banned for when we're on TS, the conversations are pretty mellow, so radio would fail.

Banned because I changed my mind as to what I wanted to do. A Hot Fuzz reference would've been a bit contrived.

Banned for editing.

Banana banned.

I want to ban everybody for not having installed the new patch yet !

Banned for ignorant mockery of something you don't understand and trying to start an insult-a-thon.

Banned for assuming I have no understanding.

Double banned for assuming you know what I want to start.

Triple banned for assuming your views are superior when in fact, since you can't prove a damned thing, you may end up just being a fool.