banned for not all roads lead to heaven

or hell

Banned for lightning.

Knocked the top off of my pecan tree. 

The Admiral

banned for roasting pecans in an unusual way

Banned because roasted pecans are good.

Now I'll have to BUY them.

The Admiral

banned for not picking up the pieces left over

Banned because the pecans are fully edible yet.

Unless you like eating pecan hull.

The Admiral

Banned because it's probably not fit for human consumption. Nature has a pretty crappy quality-control department.

banned for nature has better quality control then you think

Humans just don't like the results.

Banned because we might be quality-controlled right into extinction if we're not careful.

Banned for having a stained glass avatar with the Vulcan "Live long and prosper." hand signal.

Yay for long bans.

The Admiral

long banned

Small banned.

The Admiral

Large banned.

huge banned

Banned with emphasis.

Banned with small emphasis.

The Admiral

Boldly banned.

Ban-ished to where no one has gone before.

banned for making the Hebrew letter shin with your stained glass hand.

Banned because I can't stand how good the cast is in that travesty of a Star Trek film JJ Abrams made. It would have been such an awesome flick if they'd fired him after he finished casting.

Banned for ban that involves the film industry.

The Admiral

Banned for cinephobia.

Banned for big words.

That's a radio station in Canada.

The Admiral

Banned for breviphilia.

banned for making me work to look up things