Banned for needing a dictionary to understand this.

 Banned for Merriam Webster.

I'm sure I've read it but gimme a break, it's been a year or three since I was in school. My brain got full and I had to delete a lot of old files.

Banned for not backing up or upgrading.

I can hold plenty more things!

Banned for upgrading, games should downgrade 

banned for hentia like avatar

Banned because my first day of school was awesome! My next eight bans will be about each of my classes, in order.

Banned for having eight classes?

Banned for questioning the number of classes he has.

Good luck with eight Scoutdog.

The Admiral

banned for italics

Banned for banning yourself.

The Admiral

Banned because this is spam.

Banned for blocking the word spam from sight.

The Admiral

banned for spam blocking

Banned for blocking a nasty food.

banned for I can't wait for Scoutdog to tell us all about school!

sarcastic spam

Banned for making me laugh. No really. I actually laughed.

Why don't you believe me?!?!?!?

banned for you can't believe the man who insists upon himself.

Banned because photography sounds like a really good class, and not too difficult. However, there's this girl who sits next to me that I'm not entirely sure how to talk to. I've never really had to deal with anything like this before...

Her perfume stinks. I mean, really really stinks. I'm surprised there aren't fruit flies buzzing around her head. I may have to get another seat, but then someone else would have to sit by her instead...

Banned because I would pretend to have asthma.

Worked for me when I had to sit next to this perfumey girl.

banned for sitting next to a perfumey girl

Banned for not asking if she's HOT. In that case, buy her some perfume you like.

Banned for not mentioning that before he dissed the perfumey girl on this forum.

The Admiral

banned for she may not know who Scoutdog is

Banned because she probably doesn't.

AP Physics is promising to be a really cool class. There's really nothing snarky or mean I can say about the students there- most of them are Asians and my friends. However, there are a few who definitely do not belong in one of the highest-level AP classes our school offers, and only got in because of the principal's "AP for all!" policy of tandards reduction.

Banned because I can now testify that at least one actual female is playing that silly WoW thing. One of my students confessed to the habit today.

See, Scoutdog, you can't own the solipsistic digression ban format. And my sympathies with the perfume problem. I've hung around various folks with slightly sketchy hygiene and they've never rivaled the chemical warfare effect of someone who's been wearing the same perfume/cologne too often for too long. She obviously has a tolerance built up.