GalCiv2 Forums
Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned for there's the occasional movie that gives a reason. What I never get is why most of the monsters take missiles to the ribcage and don't go down. Have you ever seen what an air-to-surface missile can do?
Banned because I still can't understand why y'all abuse the preposition "for" when "because" is ready to do the job correctly. It must be some kind of cultural thing for folks who think of phones as a primary typing interface.
As far as godzilla types and 'realistic' damage, I tend to end up thinking in Hero System RPG terms. If a monster is strong enough to kick buses around like they were kids' toys, then air-to-surface missiles might be more of an annoyance than a serious threat.
banned BECAUSE some of us don't type on phones, rather want to sound like Confucius.
And hey, a crane can pick up and toss most buses, but a missile will take care of it. Hell, a missile will take care of most buildings. I can't believe Godzilla is denser than concrete or steel. I dunno, just seems odd.
Banned because you are not giving nearly enough credit to the magical/exaggerated power of radioactivity in Cold War crapfest politics.
The Enemy is Inscrutably Fearsome. That's why you need to ditch all your civilized thinking and focus on your fear of your own imagination.
Banned for conflating the surreal work of fighting monsters with the simple business of being a reliable lover.
banned cause polls show that being a reliable lover must be harder than one would think. Godzilla might be less of a mystery to some men than a female orgasm.
Banned for yeah. You just have to hit the sweet spot, and hit it hard.
I found my wife's sweet spot long ago. Essentially, I can get her off at any time, and she knows it, and she takes advantage of it, believe you me...
I'm a different story, though. It takes a LOT for me to get to that level. She likes working for it, though, so I guess we both win, even if it gets frustrating at times...
banned for some women are difficult to find
But, yes, when you do, it makes sex a lot easier.
Banned for it sounds wrong for a guy to HAVE buttons to push. Leave those to the more intelligent gender. (IE: Not guys)
Banned for women are in many ways superior to us men. And they're obviously the more intelligent of the species. And more friendly. And they make good leaders. And it takes more for them to snap. And less of them are criminals. Among other things.
banned for that sex is making you very agreeable toward your lady. Make Sextember is too intense for you.
And we have a button, but it's big, red, and has bold letters that say PUSH ME!
Banned for I've always been this agreeable to her. And no, it is not too intense. It IS intense, though. I think we both kinda get off on that...
And it feels good, and seems to get better as we get more frequent.
We don't feel sore yet, but that could be because we stay in shape.
Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
Sins Forums