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Banned for usage of brackets outside of an IDE or a quotation.

Banned for putting brackets in an IED.

Banned for rearranging an acronym.

Banned for acrimony.

Banned for alchemy.

Banned for lack of knowledge in chemistry and Latin.

Banned because who needs chemistry? I have the Dark Lord.

Banned because everyone needs chemistry, in one sense, to be alive.

Banned because I'm not alive.

banned for not having a life.

Banned for not knowing the half of it.

Banned for knowing more than half of it.

Banned for taking your half out of the middle.

Banned for wearing a baseball cap backwards.

Banned because I can't.

Banned for the lack of ability to wear a baseball cap backwards.

Banned for it's not lack of ability.

Banned for using the word can't instead of the word may then.

banned for sounding like a grammar school teacher.

Banned for not sounding like a grammar school teacher!

Banned because I teach at a college and most of my students have almost no grip on grammar.

We don't need people who sound like grammar school teachers, we need teachers who are able and allowed to teach grammar and can fail kids until they get it.

Banning myself because I can't think of a reason to ban GW Swicord.

Banned for self banning....

Banned because I've actually had someone tell me that the dumbing down of our education system is the first step of an ultra government taking over the world.