Banned because "nudity" is a strange word.

banned for making an ordinary word strange

Banned for making ordinary people strange.

banned for

banned for doors are what you use to enter and leave a room.

banned for single mindedness

banned that is better than no mindedness

banned for attempting to be better than nothing

Banned because half a loaf may be better than none, but I really just want some biscuits.

banned for biscuits can be hard and useless.

banned for letting the biscuits sit for so long

banned for not eating the hard biscuits

banned for not going for the hard tack

Banned because I am staying up later tonight.

banned for pulling an all nighter

Banned for pulling an all day-er.

Banned because I stayed up to 12. A bit later. But not all night.

banned for assuming that is late

well it is for teenagers but that is another story

banned for not knowing 12 is early not late.

Banned because it's all relative. I worked evening shift (1600-0000) for years, and midnight was basically the beginning of 'evening' for most of us. 

banned for working the grave yard shift.

Banned because the vampires need somebody to get them cheeseburgers...

Banned because evenings are just evenings; nights are the graveyard shift. (The difference is whether you head in a bit before sunset or head out a bit after dawn.) 

banned for i used to work 12 hour shifts.

Banned for the Great Hamster of Alsace.