banned for the snail mail is cutting jobs

Banned for cutting jobs....

banned for blaming me

UPS is not USPS

Banned for not blaming you, I knew the difference, they are talking letting go 120,000 jobs....U.S. Mail that is...

banned for if you don't make the moneys, you can't pay the peoples.

Government protected corporation, not government funded. (just about the only thing that isn't)

banned for GPCs

banned for it's a happy medium between capitalism and socialism when it works right.

banned for assuming everyone would be happy with it

banned for they have been when it's done properly. Even the staunchest capitalist has seen great things in the post office at one time or another.

Banned because you're forgetting the anarcho-primitivists.

banned for there is a reason why we forget about them

Banned because y'all are making me pine for my youthful philosophical anarchism. It's such a beautiful set of ideas, until you admit to yourself that the species is still horribly prone to organized violence.

banned for disliking organized violence

Banned for supporting The Troops.

Banned for liking violence.

banned for violent behavior

*goes back to destroying ships in Sins of a Solar Empire8

Banned for space debris.

Someone has to clean that mess up, you know. 

banned for that's gravity's job.

banned for making gravity do most of the work

Banned because the gravity around here could stand to lose a few pounds.

banned for gravity is only the effect of mass

Banned because antimatter + matter = big boom per gram.

Banned because I have a headache.

banned for not taking two aspirin and calling me in the morning

Banned because he doesn't have your number.