banned for gross out.

banned for hurting ryats feelings.

banned for thinking ryat wasn't grossed out too.

banned for speaking on ryats behalf.

though it is sweet.

banned for being sweet

banned for turning tables.

banned for talking about trains.

banned for choosing trains over a record player.

banned for trains are stronger than record players.

Banned for the pen is mightier than the sword

banned for thinking a train is a sword when it really is a pen.

banned for ruining my delusion.

i've been wondering where that choo-choo noise has been coming from for weeks.

p.s.

a sword dipped in ink, now, there's a compromise

Banned for having ruined delusions.

your both banned for having delusions.

banned for banning delusions.

banned for being lost. speaking of lost, we seem to have lost the ryat.

harpo

banned because your member number is lower than mine 

Banned for elitism.

banned for elitism over elitism.  banned for ryat went to work.

Banned because the proper response is "banned for populism".

banned for incorrectly banning me when you don't know what i was thinking.

banned for not understanding that banning is what this game is about.

Banned for explaining this game.

banned for using the internet

Banned because as members of Stardock Support it is your job to explain things

banned for need it explained to you