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Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned for provocation
banned for mistaken intent.
I did not provoke, for I did not start the conversation nor was the first to criticize the advice of another.
I also feel that you might have read it with more anger or passion than I felt.
Intentionally banned.
And I honestly do not care which one he eventually winds up sleeping with. However, I would much prefer it to be "none of the above", and that he learned to share my enlightened outlook towards romantic attachment.
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Wait what?
ROFLMAO 
LOL Draakjacht, you have a good sense of humor, mixed with some dose of reality in it 
That would be all.
Banned for an awesome theme, and an awesome game 
First of all, the "boob girl", like you call her, is named Hannah.
Secondly, I think Mishayla (his crush), also has big boobs. Same goes for Liz, although I am not so sure about that.
3rd, I reeeeeaally dont think that Xer07 is that much of a "physical" kind of guy. He doesnt care so much about sex, and I really admire him for that.
Moreover, Xer07 is always deeply in love with Mishayla. That said, I wouldnt expect anything less than him staying faithful to her, even though they never were nothing more than friends.
Also, you have to keep up with Xer07's stories in the Chatroom, because obviously you've missed out a lot.
LOL @ the slipping out of her bra thing 
A really good one 
Aaaaanyway, I dont want to talk any more in Xer07's behalf, so I am just gonna shut up, let him do it for himself.
Oh and, you are Banned for making a big post without offering any real advice, good sir 
That would be all.
Banned because this whole "relationships" thing has me a bit out of my depth. Ask me to solve an 8-variable equation system, resolve the Afghanistan occupation, or hack into a Predator drone any day of the week, but don't expect me to be any help in getting the girl.
Banned cause I didnt expect anything better from you to be honest
That would be all.
Banned for yes.
What? I cant read it, what does it say? 
That would be all.
banned for misuse of capitals.
I don't know shit about his love life and really don't care, just making for chat. As for romance versus sex, still don't care. If you think about what I said, I just suggested finding out how serious Hannah (boob girl?) is about the flirting. Then I said enjoy it for what it is, which is what he's doing anyway.
Then Numerarius said something and I just said that lil ole Zero can't be expected to act on a bunch of what ifs that aren't present. He has three chicks before him and can only decide what to do or not to do with each. Any other relationship that comes along in his life is unknown and can not be factored in.
Now, if you want a truly sex, drugs, and rock and roll answers, here it is...
Xer07, forget the chicks. Let them all know via a five finger message that they're all bitches and then go downtown and meet this guy called Ramone who hangs near Main and 4th. Don't try to talk to him, just ask for the Blue Pearl. He'll give you a bag of shit. Smoke it quick, but try to take it in small puffs at first. When you start feeling chronic, reach into your pants and start jacking it a little to get things rolling. Hit the Eden, it's probably just a few blocks from where Ramone is, and make sure to hang towards the back flashing your package and a twenty. You should be able to pick up at least a couple of broads. Don't worry, the cops don't frequent the place and the lighting sucks. As long as you don't pass out from the shit, you can probably hit that shit in the corner and no one will care. When you're spent, make sure to get a glass of water from the bar (dehydration is the enemy) and gear down over the next half hour or so. Hopefully you parked a bit of a distance, cause the cops will be checking for drunk drivers right around where the bar is. You'll have to go on foot a bit before they're not an issue. After that, get to a nearby drug store and grab a couple of Midol. Hit Ihop or something like that and alternate between water and coffee while taking the Midol. Don't eat or else you'll vomit, if you're lucky. It should only be about twenty minutes before you can go home but don't fall asleep until after your ears stop buzzing. Have fun man, but watch for girls with big hands.
Lol!!!!!!!
Banned for where do you find this stuff
Banned for he is obviously doing it right now
What?
Again, if you're going to offer him advice, then you should know some facts about him, his personal life, and the people that are involved into it.
But wait a sec....you already did offer him advice, which is kind of fail, and thats why I said that, Draak.
You just said that you dont care about the facts, but you offered him advice anyway. If you are gonna do something, at least do it right.
Really Draak? Drugs and Hookers? Really?
Banned cause I hope you're joking about all of this, because encouraging a teenager to get into that kind of life, is not the best thing, imo.
That would be all.
*sigh*
Hannah is the Girlfriend of Mishayla, if you want me to rate all of my romantic interests by bra size, it would go
1. Liz, a C-D cup.
2. Mishayla, a solid C
3. Ashton, B-C
4. Hannah, B
5 Everyone else: about a B
Moving on, I'm not exactly sure how much Mishayla would like it if all of a sudden I started making out with her girlfriend, especially since she's starting to get romantic feelings for me now. Hannah and Mishayla, interestingly enough, both have recently dumped thier clingy boyfriends. That, and Hannah has been flirting with me, in a fashion, since 8th grade, although recently it has picked up to the point where she gets jealous when I hug or talk to Mishayla, to the point where she'll demand a hug from me as well, or pull me away from my friends later in the day, hold hands with me and walk about the school, with no real destination.
Banned.
Xer0 \^/
banned for I didn't offer him drugs and hookers, just drugs and skanks. I didn't say shit about giving them the money.
It comes down to this: He gave a brief synopsis (I'm not going to hunt down more info) and wanted to start a conversation. I bit. If the advice is bad, he shouldn't take it. If the advice is good, he won't take it. One should always be patient with those giving advice, but choosy whose they take.
And I did introduce the last bit in what I would think even he would recognize as satirical. Alas, you're questioning the intentions, so he might miss just as easily. Then again, people have free will and I have faith that they will all benefit or destroy themselves of their own accord.
Edit: See, Xer07 now gives information upon which one can give some reasonable advice. So let the conversation commence.
ROFL, big difference!
Thats true. People have free will, and are responsible for their actions as well.
However, considering the stupidity of young people these days (teenagers), I feel that I shouldnt make jokes about drugs and stuff like that, and I just stated that its unwise for you to do so.
Banned for satire.
That would be all.
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