Uses Deathstar to destroy planet with the "invincible fortress" on it 

Poof Zombies

Poof cannons and laser turrents

poof anti-zubaz shield

Poof Sins Expansions(the only real loss)*tear*

Leaves DeathStar plans in the open for bait

Uses the empire to do my bidding for defenses

Lays in wait at the Coruscant Throne Room (away from the death star)

Bring it

CorKnight

*Sets in motion Operation: The 80's!

*Calls MacGyver to plan infiltration.  Need a toothpick, head of lettuce, an old baseball card, and WD-40.

*Hires the A-Team for back-up, getaway van, and endless "I pity da' foo!"'s

*Enlists Michael Jan Vincent and AirWolf to disable all artillery.

*G.I. Joe is in charge of sublimating all clones and mechs...they said they can do it with green lasers and not actually kill a single person

*Tempts you OUT of your fortress and past your spatial disruption things with the actual helmet Darth Vader wore in the movies.  When you get near enough I bludgeon you to death with said helmet and make my escape to a hill of an undisclosed location in the A-Team Van and await the next competitor

hmm... this shouldn't be too hard.  let's try this the Staples way

*activates EMP device, disabling mechs* that was easy!

*initializes the black hole generator, sucking all mechs and fortress into it, destroying all* That was easy!

*moves sixteen farm worlds into a Kemplar Rosette, and activates my ASTMD, freezing all of space outside of the relatively small gravity well of the star* that was easy!

*sits back, relaxes, etc., etc.* she was easy!

me being the immortal emporor of the EL has some advantages . like knowing that cringing like a little girl will kill chuck norris.

given that my fortress is still intact i move back in

more troopers an anai gravity field neutralizing the effects of a black hole.

 activates anti 80s equipment.

activate the reverse flux capacitor preventing any temporal shifts from killing it

no mechs  

 a huge monochromim shield this time arial penetration only

ASTMD = A Simply Terrible Made-up Device?

1: you still have to take my base.

2: and ASTMD is an Area-Specific Time Modulating Device

subspace frequencies activate a temporal annihilation device in the core of your planet.

planet explodes annihilating you

shifting my base of operations to the bottom of the ocean on planet atlantis activating anti 80s armor, anti chuck norris armor, anti force sheilding, temporal distortion shielding, subspace, hyperspace, quasi space, N-space, gamma, lambda, and omega space disruption arrays are in orbit preventing any unauthorized signals from entering.

monochromium shielding lined with psuedo plasma makes up the majority of my base and flash cloned troopers are the basis of my defense.

in additon i have used masterful temporal manipulation to throw the entire system 1 year out of sync with the rest of the universe.

the Temporal Stabilization Unit prevents the temporal annihilation device from functioning, causing it to fizzle out and melt into an unappetizing pile of sludge.  your attempts to use clever subspace signalling drive you mad, leading you to believe that you have set up another base and destroyed mine.  also, your madness appears to have you functioning one year out of sinc with the rest of us.  i have also poisoned your cloning vats with a potent protoevolutionary virus, conveting all your imaginary toopers into mindless zerg-like entities hell-bent on the consumption of all life in your reality.  while this is going on i destroy your world with my fleets and build a bigger, badder, invisable base.  all in your mind.  NOW WHAT?

*gathers stars, and sets them on a collision course*

muwahahahahaha......

*brings fleet of Darksaber II class stealth ships under sub-light*

*stars arrive, destroying all defenses as they supernova*
*all Darksaber IIs fire simutlaneously, obliterating everything in the fortress*

haha, now you also have to decipher my encrypted defences:

Arfera 'n ddeuol Antorak Marauders at phase i maes pawb chan 'r defenses , 'na chrea 'm addef amddiffynfa mewn bocedu fesur , achlesedig at gravitic a nuclear bygyla launching turrets. ( a chwpl miniature ASTMTs achos da fesur )

Builds a starship scale D-Mat gun and uses it on every star that has an enemy fortress on one of its planets.

Places own fortress inside a War Tardis and activates a Transduction barrier.

removes GLaDOS' morality sphere causing her to fill the base with a deadly neuro toxin

bumps in FaultyLoigc floating in the void

sabotages the bomb to emit a dalek killing delta wave

cuts all phone lines/ blows up all satelites blocking communication between the fortress and glados

Puts FaultyLogic's fortress into a giant inescapable box and sends it to Madagascar using Royal Mail, estimated arrival time 35060606066696069606969606bn years

plants big flag in the middle of my fortress just to emphasize the hill is mine

too easy

sends  zombie chuck norris in a crysis nanosuit to infiltrate your fort with the team of evil lawyers who reposess your fort to pay your legal bills and hands it over to me

 installs an antimater shield around the fort

builds an antimater reactor to power the base

 installs plants on the hill to repell invaders(and zombies)

builds an army of droids with self recontruction tech to guard the fort

come get me