[Mod WIP] Sins of a Solar Empire: Lust

In the spirit of Sporn, I bring you...

 

*INTERGALACTIC LOVE!

 

"We thought we could handle the menace chasing the Vasari.  But we had no idea what we were facing.  It wasn't here to eradicate us.  It was here to... mate.-- last transmission from deep space research station.

 

Mod feature list:

 

Refueling, ahem, at asteroid "juice bars."

Anatomically correct starships and new class sizes.  Size DOES matter.

Alien abduction -- complete with probing (but no cow mutilation, that's just plain NSFW).

Brand spanking new faction!  One clue:  space whale on space whale action.

"Spreading your seed" completely replaces culture.

Two new resources: womenz and beefcakes.  fun for all orientations!

Interspecies breeding to increase diplomacy -- no xenophobia allowed in this mod.

New stellar objects -- black holes, white holes... we got all the holes you need!

Trade completely revamped.  Now with "free love" agreements.

Ancient artifacts: dyson spheres (don't worry, they'll wear dyson bras).

Pirates replaced with Amazon Women from Mars!

 

MORE TO COME!  I know you want it... sinner.

 

*Currently recruiting a team of hard-working individuals to see my vision through.

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Pirates replaced with Amazon Women from Mars!
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Death by snu-snu?

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Just an idea but get rid of the ship shields and maybe replace with some kind of space prophylactic device that would make playing this mod a little safer................just a thought.

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New stellar objects -- black holes, white holes... we got all the holes you need!
End of quote

I am not dirty but does it means what it sounds like?

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super sweet idea i would so be down to help on this but i dont have any computer skills....at all

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You were supposed to make this post on April first, one too many zeros in the date dude.

 

If you're serious about the project though, I'm for some reason oddly amused by the thought of a ship captain saying condoms up as an enemy ship enters firing range.  Perhaps I should reconsider my views on psychiatry and seek help.

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You know psychoak you could always offer to do the voiceovers. :P

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Somehow I don't think that would do very well...  Even after editing out all the swearing and commentary on his lines, he'd probably still have an unusable product.

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Less coding, more dating, I say :)