Bob, Steve, and Jim have been shipwercked on an island, and go searching for food. Bob and Jim find some food, but Jim finds an oil lamp. A genie bursts from the lamp and says, "Fear not, mortals! I come offering you each one wish."
"Send me home, but give me a new girlfriend," Bob says. Bob vanishes in a puff of smoke.
"Send me home, too, but give me a million dollars," Steve says. Steve also disappears.
"So, mortal, do you wish to go home as well?" the genie asks Jim.
"No," says Jim. "The house is in the worst part of town, the rent is atrocious, and everyone in the neighbirhood hates me."
"You can live anywhere you want: Paris, Tokyo, Las Vegas, Istanbul; just make the wish," the genie says.
Jim walks around, thinking. After a few minutes, he makes his decision. "I want to live in--" Jim trips on a rock and falls flat on his face.
"Oh, HELL!" Jim shouts in anger.
"Wish granted," the genie says.