Chuck Norris is the reason the factions are considering Diplomacy.
Chuck Norris once created a map. The map was unplayable. Its sheer awesomeness caused every ship, structure, and celestial body to explode the moment the game started.
Chuck Norris wins Diplomatic Victories by staring.
Angering Chuck Norris in many ways were the titular 'Sins' the Solar Empire commited. May God have mercy on their souls...for he will not.
Chuck Norris sweats antimatter.
Everytime Chuck Norris tries to play a game with Mr. T, the ICO servers crash. No network can contain or transmit that level of awesomeness.
Chuck Norris created the Trinity package by squeezing physical copies of the game and expansions together with his bare hands.
Everytime Chuck Norris blinks, a game somewhere desyncs.
Chuck Norris IS the copy protection for Sins. If you pirate the game, he will hunt you down. The rest is to horrible for words.
Phase Jump Inhibitors were created to try and slow Chuck Norris down. The fact that the species that created them is unknown now clearly shows that all they did was offend him.
...all I got for now.