If you have five hundred thousand credits and Chuck Norris has five hundred thousand credits, Chuck Norris has more credits than you.
Chuck Norris was dc'd from ICO and still won the match.
Chuck Norris created a mod for SoaSE; it became known as Entrenchment.
Chuck Norris has already won the online game, before you even connected.
Before Frogboy posts a thread, he asks Chuck Norris if it is ok.
Chuck Norris' member no. is -0 and was posting threads one day before the forum went live.
The Vasari sound the way they do because, one time, they saw Chuck Norris and those are their balls in their throats.
Chuck Norris doesn't convert his files, Chuck Norris can read and type in binary.
When Chuck Norris enters a gravwell, the starbase phase jumps out.