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Chuck Norris facts in Sins

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Reply #126 June 18, 2009 3:28:27 PM
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Blair Fraser is Chuck Norris.

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Reply #127 June 18, 2009 7:26:38 PM
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Quoting DMC RAPIER,
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Blair Fraser is Chuck Norris.

And so is Craig.

 

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Reply #128 June 20, 2009 3:09:47 PM
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The command to scuttle your ships is Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris is acctually the only male Advent in all history - His Round House kicks are acctually powered by his psionics.

The Highest Psintegrat Is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was making love to his wife in space. Some of the Semen escaped. This caused the Big Bang.

The Advent were orginally all men - Chuck Norris had something to say about that.

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. There is nothing BUT Chuck Norris.

Oh, and one of my two faves...

Chuck Norris was making love to a waitress in a Tractor Trailer. Some of his Semen escaped and got into the Engine Compartment. We now know this Tractor Trailer as Optimus Prime.

Neo is now known as The Two. There can be only one. Chuck Norris.

Oh, and my all time fave...

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for ultimate round house kicks and devilish good looks. Then he beat the devil half to death and took his soul back. The Devil, who appreciates Irony, couldn't stay mad, and they now play poker every secnd wedensday and Patch Day. Chuck Norris always wins.

 

Few more...

Chuck Norris wins. Always.

Losing used to be a good thing... But then, Chuck Norris decided people should dislike losing.

The Vasari aren't running from Chuck Norris... Mainly because He's Chuck Norris. Not even THEY are that stupid.

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicked every moon in SoaSE. This is why no planets have moons.

Planets don't revolve around suns in SoaSE because they're afraid Chuck Norris is just out of their sight. They're Right.

One time, Chuck Norris had to take a leak and their wasn't a suitable toilet. No one is sure if it created the first Worm Hole or the first Black Hole - No one has dared go near the area.

Every laser is nothing more than a single atom of Chuck Norris' pee.

Chuck Norris' Night sweat puts out suns.

The Vasari were once like the Advent... and then Chuck Norris came.

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Reply #129 June 20, 2009 3:33:43 PM
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Here's one between a prisoner (P) and his captor (C)

P: i have this building surrounded by 120 Marine Commandos

C: yeah right

P: Would you believe 40 Spec. Ops Agents?

C: no.

P: how about Chuck Norris with a bb gun?

C: Holy #$%@ im getting outta here

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Reply #130 June 23, 2009 3:39:47 PM
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Quoting TheRezonator,
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I believe that Space Ponies is a random, and i mean very random, achievemnet


i still havent found them.... its the only achievement im missing...

Chuck Norris wont allow it

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Reply #131 June 24, 2009 10:04:33 AM
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Chuck Norris can defeat 9 unfair AIs in under 9 minutes.

Chuck Norris once sneezed and cleared an entire galaxy in the largest mutli-star map.

Chuck Norris once defeated 12 startbases in a sun's grav well with a single elbow strike.

Chuck Norris clips his beard and uses the shavings as mines.  Not a single ship has gotten though.

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Reply #132 June 24, 2009 10:55:29 AM
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The Sins AI is played by Chuck Norris' belly button lint

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Reply #133 June 24, 2009 11:48:33 AM
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the only true way to get a gravity well is chuck norris farting, the rest forms itself over time.

 

Chuck Norris, The final frontier....

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Reply #134 June 29, 2009 12:14:34 PM
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Contrary to what the rules dictate, Chuck Norris can and does win The Game.

Sorry guys, I just lost The Game.....

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Reply #135 June 29, 2009 2:35:00 PM
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Chuck Norris invented the Phase Jump Inhibitor.

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Reply #136 June 30, 2009 7:39:33 AM
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Chuck Norris can put as many starbases as he wants in a gravity well.

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Reply #137 June 30, 2009 8:24:11 AM
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Quoting DauntlessAnsible,
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Chuck Norris can defeat 9 unfair AIs in under 9 minutes.
only if he oversleeps the first fifteen minutes of the game.

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Reply #138 June 30, 2009 10:08:01 AM
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everybody knows Chuck Norris hides in the jumpinhibitor, u just never know wich one

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Reply #139 July 8, 2009 9:59:39 PM
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One time, Chuck Norris got hit by a stray Novalith shot. After Flexing for 30 seconds, an insurmountable amount of mini novaliths came out like sweat. We now know this as the Marza's Missle barrage

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Reply #140 July 9, 2009 2:49:48 PM
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The Advent Deliverance Engine is their attempt at recreating the effect Chuck Norris has on a planet's populace/culture/influence when he looks at a planet on the starmap.

Chuck Norris' computer is the only one that can play 7DS with all details cranked to the max. It also cools down the harder it works.

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Reply #141 July 9, 2009 3:10:32 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't push back your culture... He sucks your culture dry until the only culture remaining is the one devoted to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can attack ships that are in phase space.

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Reply #142 July 9, 2009 3:31:30 PM
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Chuck Norris can colonize stars.

Gravity wells are not actually caused by gravity.  They are simply boundaries that Chuck Norris does not allow matter to cross.  Anything outside them belongs to him.

Chuck Norris can upgrade empty space.

And for the forums:

Chuck Norris can give negative karma.

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Reply #143 July 9, 2009 6:21:17 PM
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Quoting Shirley,
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Chuck Norris can colonize stars.

Gravity wells are not actually caused by gravity.  They are simply boundaries that Chuck Norris does not allow matter to cross.  Anything outside them belongs to him.

Chuck Norris can upgrade empty space.

And for the forums:

Chuck Norris can give negative karma.

So thats why Karma keeps disappearing and reappearing at random, I admit it was foolish of me to not know that Chuck was behind this. I do not dare look behind me now!

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Reply #144 July 10, 2009 4:52:12 AM
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When Chuck Norris enters the game, there is only one Random Number Generator request being handled.
A message appears for everyone that Chuck has won.
The number designates the color of text.

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Reply #145 July 10, 2009 9:54:44 AM
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Quoting N3rull,
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When Chuck Norris enters the game, there is only one Random Number Generator request being handled.
A message appears for everyone that Chuck has won.
The number designates the color of text.

Fantastic!

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Reply #146 July 10, 2009 2:33:19 PM
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When Chuck Norris enters an online game all other players immediately lose.

Even the ones in other online games...

And all players in singleplayer mode...

 

When Chuck Norris is out of resources he can still built everything he wants to. The game is too afraid to dispute him.

 

Chuck Norris' Light Frigates counter LRMs.

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Reply #147 July 10, 2009 6:04:38 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a missle barrage he only needs one missle, his fist.

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Reply #148 July 10, 2009 7:29:05 PM
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phase space was created as a way of hiding from Chuck Norris. Fools.

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Reply #149 July 10, 2009 8:44:43 PM
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Chuck Norris can has cheezburger.

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Reply #150 July 11, 2009 3:34:38 PM
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Quoting Sethbeastalan,
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Chuck Norris can has cheezburger.

...and he does, too! Just don't look behind you.

 

Chuck Norris has no chin. Underneath his beard is another fist.

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