The command to scuttle your ships is Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris is acctually the only male Advent in all history - His Round House kicks are acctually powered by his psionics.
The Highest Psintegrat Is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was making love to his wife in space. Some of the Semen escaped. This caused the Big Bang.
The Advent were orginally all men - Chuck Norris had something to say about that.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. There is nothing BUT Chuck Norris.
Oh, and one of my two faves...
Chuck Norris was making love to a waitress in a Tractor Trailer. Some of his Semen escaped and got into the Engine Compartment. We now know this Tractor Trailer as Optimus Prime.
Neo is now known as The Two. There can be only one. Chuck Norris.
Oh, and my all time fave...
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for ultimate round house kicks and devilish good looks. Then he beat the devil half to death and took his soul back. The Devil, who appreciates Irony, couldn't stay mad, and they now play poker every secnd wedensday and Patch Day. Chuck Norris always wins.
Chuck Norris wins. Always.
Losing used to be a good thing... But then, Chuck Norris decided people should dislike losing.
The Vasari aren't running from Chuck Norris... Mainly because He's Chuck Norris. Not even THEY are that stupid.
Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicked every moon in SoaSE. This is why no planets have moons.
Planets don't revolve around suns in SoaSE because they're afraid Chuck Norris is just out of their sight. They're Right.
One time, Chuck Norris had to take a leak and their wasn't a suitable toilet. No one is sure if it created the first Worm Hole or the first Black Hole - No one has dared go near the area.
Every laser is nothing more than a single atom of Chuck Norris' pee.
Chuck Norris' Night sweat puts out suns.
The Vasari were once like the Advent... and then Chuck Norris came.