How to become a complete sinner , a sin-god ,a god of sin:THE BEST SIN-TRAGEY EVER!
1.Dont do any research-Research costs stuff.Which you can spend on...more...stuff.
2.Build nothing but scouts ,NOTHING!-Spam is delicious and a wonderful tactic
3.No defense-SB=BS
4.Upgrades?-once again; money , money , money...
5.Structures , hmff-Why would you want big floaty things , may i ask?
6.Diplomacy-with those jerks:war is all.(you should have)
The Dos:
1.One basket-Spend all your moolah in bounty even if there are no pirates.
2.Chat-Spend all your time flaming away , eventually it will burn (while you are at it make sexual passes galore.Who knows , maybe dis325pingnobf IS a [insert sexual preference here](nevermind attractiveness))
3.Ragequit-Rage+quitting=live to quit another day.(FTL? , FTQ? , FTRQ?)
4.Follow the leader-The holy "minidump" , in all his glory , follow the example he has set for us.
5.Thou shalt not colonise-More targets for your enemy , right?
6.Take your time-spend hours floating in the lobby.When hosting never press play.