My girl

November 18, 2004 11:29 AM from

Well I have a love for those instruments they call guitars,
I've found the love of my life. She was born in 1987 from the company named "Harmony"
Here name is Stella. What a pretty name.
Only costing me around 20 dollars.
Her use to me will to break her down to the max.
Then put her back to gether perfectly,
only to then sit in the back of my van forever.
It will be a good time, hopefully our relationship will last forever!

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Reply #1 November 18, 2004 12:19 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Just use some wax, you don't want to get splinters in your area..

Reply #2 November 18, 2004 3:22 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

golf wax, beeswax? do you have any suggestions?

Reply #3 November 18, 2004 4:48 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Found that Stella, huh? Good work. Have fun with her, man.

Reply #4 November 18, 2004 8:05 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Wow, she sounds gorgeous. What a long neck. Be careful when you're screwing her not to hurt her. Her friends will surely notice any cuts or scratches. Major fingerings work best on ladies like this, so avoid those minor chords if possible. Try not to string her along too long either. It's not good for her neck.

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Reply #5 December 16, 2004 3:46 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

So how's the relationship going? I mean, it's almost a month. Very cute piece. I'm starting to think you're cute. You have a cute username, anyway.

Reply #6 January 31, 2005 5:23 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Well it's been two months heres the update on "My Girl,"
She was actually a mail order bride. The man I purchased her from never came around and shipped her off to the U.S.
So after contacting him several times he just sent me my money back! Looks like I'll need to keep shopping.

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