Wish granted, but your internet connection is now faster than light, breaking the laws of physics and bringing about an interdimmensional invasion by superintelligent frogs. Teir one true fear is chuck Norris, but when stroming through Montreal, they see Way of the Dragon on the sample TVs. Thinking Chuck Norris is dead, the kill everything and everyone, till they "meat" Chuck  and cut off their legs for his lunch, then they die from bloodloss. Chuck Norris is the last person on Earth, as we knew he would be.

I wish George Lucas had made the recent Star Wars movies as good as the original trilogy.

Wish granted, but I assume you are a huge nerd as I don't know what ACU means and send Chuck Norris to punch you in the gut. 

I wish I was Chuck Norris. 

Wish granted but a toilet seat from a destroyed space station survives reenter and hits you as you become Chuck Norris.

Edit: Darn! beaten to the post again! Wish granted, then the tank that kept all the waste from the destroyed space station reentered and hits it as you just got done and were going to get the keys to take it out for the first time.

I wish that my cats never die and that I had enough food to feed them for the next trillion years.

A Soveriegn Class starship with a neural interface appears spontaneously. You whizz 'round space for a while, arbitrarily slaughtering millions of colonists before you lose your navigator and end up crashing into Vulcan. The Vulcans declare war on Earth and humanity enters a desperate long war for it's survival.

I wish Square Enix would release more Rozarria canon.

Armoured Command Unit. The great big walking mechs in Supreme Commander with robust command systems.

The Undying.

since u dont really have a wish, ill just make up my own and be on my way

I wish a temporal wormhole would open up, and aliens attack the earth, but intead of destrying some people, they abduct them and make them generals.(i already know where this corrupted wish is going, so please be creative )

I wish I had a Panzer Mark III in my garage.

You fly your A-10 into Israeli airspace and they shoot you down, then send you back to the States, where they put you in Gitmo.

I wish I had some nukes.

you are wolverin, but unfortunately you are made of metal so magneto comes along and makes you fold like a piece of paper, ur neck breaks...

i wish i had an entire fleet of imp. star destroyers and a superstar destroyer all under my control, crews included.

You find favor with Chuck Norris. The problem is, Chuck Norris really isn't good for anything, and he runs out of town scremaing and throwing steroid bottles at people when he learns Mike Huckabee is not running for President in 2012.

I wish people would stop glorifying Chuck Norris.

Granted, but after it is released it is so awesome that everone forgets about Chuck Norris and he destroys Stardock, Lucasarts along with all copies of the game which would have put an end to the decade old debate: Star Wars vs Star Trek. He finds out it was you who wish this and helped the alien dogs invade the world.  

I wish I could clone Dinosaurs and create my own Jurassic Park with hundreds of back up power plants and fences that don't look like they would fall over from the first charge of the Trex.( The Trex fence just looks so easy for something so big to knock over.) 

Granted, but zombies attack Best Buy and eat everone and all the promotion stuff and then the rest of the world. 

Will I haven't seen anything that looks like this wish was corrupt. Granted, but there was a translation error, your really being abduct to become the generals toilets and waste tanks for said toilets.

I wish that I had my own Covenant Assault Carrier with a full crew of Halo 3 Elites that obey my every command.

Granted but there is a mutiny as you enter a time warp to the period where the flood assault High Charity so there is noone to help you as the newbie playing the MC sucks so bad that a single Flood Infection Form can kill him.

I wish there was a WW2 naval sim just like sins!

They create a WW2 sim just like sins, but the games-are-evil people bomb the factory before any cvopies can be produced.

I wish GeneralVeers would just. shut. UP.