I would give you karma but you don't need it.

I would give you karma but you did not give me karma.

I would give you Karma, but I became a fan while on Facebook

I would give you Karma but I'm occupado

I would give you karma, perro tu no necessitan mucho karma, tu tienes cinco!

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma mais tu est plus gros que mois.....dix-huit. 

I would give you karma but I don't speak gibberish.

See no evil

Hear no evil

Speak no evil

And i will give you karma

I would give you karma, but only by dirtying your hands with evil, can you ever hope to destroy evil...

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but that's not how it works.

I would give you karma, but destroying evil with good doesn't work either...

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but have you read the Bible? That's how it always works.

I would give you karma, but then evil rises again and again, and again....

Obviously, that's not how it works.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but that is the way till the end.

I would give you karma, but the forums died on ALL of your watches.

I'm very dissapointed... in ALL of you! (Lost Reference! )

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but 1) Lost sux. 2) it's a slow day. They happen every so often.

I would give you karma, but

1) No

2) If you say so.... but it's a VERY slow day when even Veers, Ryat and Danielost fail to show.

3) Because you have more than me.

Xer0 \^/

Ich möchte Ihnen Karma, aber ich mag nicht Ihre Haltung.

I would give you karma, but I only speak the language of the kings.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but I totally pwn you.

I would give you karma but someone else took it.

I would give you karma, but I will force you to give it to me.

I would give your karma, you'll have to catch me first.

I would give you karma, but I've already caught you. COUGH UP THE KARMA NAO!!!