Hmm... You are a well-liked regular, but I think Carbon would be Norm given the drinking and his tendency to attract hooplah when he shows up.
Not Frasier, cause you don't bring Freud to the table... You're not as forgetful as Coach... None of the chicks fit you... I would have to dig through the guest stars and others to get an idea.
Actually, you're a family guy who makes it day to day cracking wise on the others with a laid back attitude... Paula?