Confucius I'm just typing up as I remember them from a long time ago.
Confucius #33
Man who sit on tack get point!
The Bro Code is an actual code all bros should know.
Bro Code #100
When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection. Corollary: If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall pull his sunglasses down to get a better look. If he's not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull them down to get a better look.