Even I cannot comprehend the preposterous quantities of conniving mutiny emanating from this single statement.
If I were David Bowie, I would be disappointed.
If I were Arnold Schwarzenegger, I would be disappointed.
If I were Thomas the Tank Engine, I would be disappointed.
However, I am none of these things, so I am simply going to shake my head in sadness at the sheer audacity of the human race. What have we come to?