Adminisphere: The rarified organizational layers above the rank and file that makes decisions that are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant.
Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
Blamestorming: A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
CGI Joe: A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.
Mouse Potato: The online generation’s answer to the couch potato.
Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.
Uninstalled: Euphemism for being fired. Also: decruitment.
World Wide Wait: The real meaning of WWW.
Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one’s workplace.
