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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #6251 Top

I claim this page. Bow before me!

Reply #6252 Top

:bow:

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #6254 Top

no, you will bow too!

 

everyone has to bow before the mighty draakjacht, claimer of forum pages!

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #6255 Top

WOOF

and another catch of draakjackets, tuskfish and other types.

this catch will be put outside to freeze for half an hour and the resulting huge block of ice will be shipped to IRAN to cool their hot heads

harpo

 

Reply #6256 Top

stop catching fish, bow to your master instead!

 

all hail draakjacht master of this page

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #6257 Top

bow wow WOOF

and another tuskfish which will be added to the iran shipment of draakjackets as a freebee

harpo

 

Reply #6258 Top

glad you came to your senses at least

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #6259 Top

Awesome. Who would have ever thunk tesb would be backing me up. Alright, we must destroy the heathens now. Undying is an obvious one, but I think harpo is manageable as is.

Praised be the glory of the Draak!

Reply #6260 Top

what do you want me to do, oh lord of the page?

 

break his legs, force him on his knees and throw his face in the dust?

 

shall i torture him until he screams for thy lords name, for mercy?

 

-Exiled Possum

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Reply #6261 Top

Okay, you are my newest bestest internet buddy. Rock on!

Oh, and eating curb till he poops teeth will do.

Reply #6262 Top

I ain't bowing

*raises middle finger*

but I will give salute :P

Reply #6263 Top

salute is not enough for the lord of this page!

then die you must, like any heathen who is not bowing to the master!

your disembowelment  will be a sign to other unbelievers and heretics!

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page

Reply #6264 Top

You cannot kill me, as I have many lives, yet no life at all...

I WILL NOT BOW!

Reply #6265 Top

if you will not die then you shall suffer through eternity

you will weep when remembering the day you did not bow!

you will cry aloud: draakjacht have mercy, i will bow!

but no one will listen, for the lord of this page shall have no mercy and neither shall i

 

let this be a warning to all heathens and heretics who defy the master, bow or you will face the consequences of eternal punishment.

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page

Reply #6270 Top

haha!

beat that...

Reply #6274 Top

now hopefully someone else gets to be page king...