In the beginning in the state of internet there was neither page nor non-page, neither being nor non-being. At that time there was neither the post nor the thread nor anything beyond. There was no OP anywhere nor any source of pleasure. What was there? And where? What was the power? At that time even the solemn forum did not exist. There was neither post nor ban, neither reply nor any notion of the link. At that time only one, Draakjacht, imbued with energy in his nature was there and nothing else existed. Site was hidden inside site and the domain was unknown. With the exertion of its own mouse, out of nothing emerged Draakjacht without external cause or action. This caused the conception of forum and the moderators realized the cause of page in non-page. Who knows the entire truth and who can speak about this forum? What are the key functions of this forum? The gods have originated after the forum. Who knows the one from which this forum has got coded. It is not known how this forum has come up. He only knows the one who has unveiled it. Does he post it or not? It is not known whether the lord up above knows it or not.

Book of Pages

Thanks Stant. You'll be one of an expanding band of rebels.

If we're not careful, an actual religion will emerge from this thread and spread throughout the interwebs.

Tax free status, here I come!

I did not bow to the man, but to the words that were spoken.  For they were wise and deserving of my respect.

and another large catch if fish, draakjackets,stuntfish carbofish etc.

after putting the ctach outside for an hour it will be shipped to uganda

harpo

Stant, you speak with much wisdom. Undying, you speak with much knowledge. Under my leadership, the two of you could produce a force beyond reckoning. Join my flock and we shall march like a legion.

lol

darkness springs eternal

That's it? The Lord of Destruction decides to pop in and all he can say is 'darkness springs eternal'? C'mon. We're talking holy crusade, jihad, leading warriors of many lands into battle to vanquish a foe set before there was knowledge of time and all you can give me is three words? Wow, I would have expected more from you.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

what can I say

my religion is simple

burn it all

In theory, without destruction, creation could not exist, and without creation, destruction could not exist.

One depends upon the existance of another, rather like Light and Dark, and in the absence of one, the other too will cease to exist.

Xer0 \^/

We get that, but without a little healthy competition, we'd just be staring at each other from across a few phone lines. Crusades are more fun.

Ying and Yang

Then there is Carbon.

Did the little one just speak?

Pity he didn't say anything that hasn't been already been repeated.

But then again, there is nothing new under the sun.

Time to burn it all to the ground.

COME MY MINIONS OF FIRE AND ICE!

WIPE THEM OUT!

ALL OF THEM!

I call upon my minions to usher in creation and build anew, greater than before, for all to see what wonders may be born of these pages. Turn the tides of cruel dissent and march onward to undo the devastation.

Fire will forge our tools.

Ice will even our tempers.

Push back the Lord of Destruction and recover those suffering under his delusions of grandeur.

This is madness. . . .

waiting. . . .

still waiting. . . .

seriously, I'm not gonna say it.

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Shall I commence the posting of random hilarious yet disturbing pix?

Xer0 \^/

BRING FORTH THE STORMERS AND EARTH SHAKERS!

May their quakes and winds bring down those insolent ones work.

From the bones left behind, I shall cast bricks. From the blood spilled, I shall mix mortar. Their destruction and decimation shall be the rebirth of all others, dawn from the fires of a holocaust. Let the light of the coming conflict shine upon the day and all be set in peace before the dusk.

Flames shall bring a phoenix of this world.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

What is life if it can not be sustained?

What is destruction if it can not be completed?

The tools are nothing without materials.

The idea are empty without nourishment.

We are those who stand the test of time.

We are those who turn the new page of each day.

-Provider's Prayer

quiet you!

the lord has spoken, don't you dare to say a thing!

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255 and 258 may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

nothing needs further saying

Hero Worship is unhealthy.

Xer0 \^/

False truths.  Destruction and creation don't really exist since matter itself can never be created nor destroyed.  It merely changes from one form to the next.  Creation and destruction are but perceptions of the fallible mind.

The true god is that of change, all others are prophets, each holding a critical piece of the ritual of change.  For one piece enables the other, and can never be alone, and should one succeed in eliminating the other, it erases change.  Since being born from change, it too shall erase itself from existence, and if it doesn't exist, then it is unable to eliminate the other, and cannot erase change, and therefor exists itself.

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Fine ignore me then.

Xer0 \^/