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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #15026 Top

certainly nobody would dare to ban you

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #15027 Top

Banned for not stating new page..... 

 wrong thread again.....

Reply #15028 Top

noice

Reply #15029 Top

certainly

Reply #15030 Top

nothing is certain these days

 

 

harpo 

Reply #15031 Top

most things have never been certain. The only certainty is death. I hear life is the leading cause of that.

Reply #15032 Top

yes, there is no way you leave this world alive.

 

 

 

however i can offer you a sweet death: brain possums, order now!

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #15033 Top

Quoting tesb, reply 15032
yes, there is no way you leave this world alive.
End of tesb's quote

When I'm old and crotchety, I'm going to leave this world in a space ship! Whatever happens after that, I'm still the first man to leave this world alive.

*packs brain possum for trip*

Reply #15034 Top

and a TWO milligram blast of f7 killed

nine draakjackets,

seven bisofish,

six ratfish,

one adravfish,

one stuntfish,

and totally destroyed the following fish that crowded around the explosive before it went off,

three tushfish,

three harpfish

two tuskfish,

two possums and two billion 'brain possums' that were too dumb to not approach a new thing in the environment.

HarPO

Reply #15035 Top

Saying life is the leading cause of death is like saying marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

Reply #15036 Top

And that would be true.  You can't get divorced if you're not married.  Cheating, abuse, irreconcilable differences, can lead to a split even if you're not married...  But in order to get divorced, you have to get married.  So marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

Reply #15037 Top

It makes sense though. If you're going to aim for an absolute cause-effect relationship that is true in every and all cases, then life being the leading cause of death is great. At least with marriage you can stay married or just never get married, but if you never live to start with, you aren't around to refute it.

Reply #15038 Top

Stant has a point too. Again, perfect cause and effect.

Reply #15039 Top

Thank you for responding to my sarcasm.

Reply #15040 Top

You know very well the risks involved in using sarcasm online.

Reply #15041 Top

The reward is worth the risk.

 

The Admiral

Reply #15042 Top

sometimes

Reply #15043 Top

and another ten brain possums crawl into harpos head, feasting upon the void they find there ....

poor brain possums

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, champion of brain possums destroyer of harpos and servant to the mighty draakajcht

 

 

 

Reply #15044 Top

*snicker*

Reply #15046 Top

*maniacal laugh*  :w00t:

 

The Admiral

Reply #15047 Top

*lmao*

Reply #15048 Top

*lolz*

Reply #15049 Top

And now the conclusion!

 

Reply #15050 Top

Yeah, I went there. }:)