Looks like you are in for a long wait. The package hasn't even been sent to California or Alaska yet!

Wow...Fedex wouldn't deliver and sent it via USPS....was it shipped next day delivery?

And my local postmaster (Goodna Qld Oz) recalls a package for a "TBC"... said it was en-route to Sydney NSW before heading to Auckland New Zealand.

Apparently the problem has been the TBC.... when nobody goes in to pick it up, it's forwarded somewhere else 'to be collected'.

Hell...You should have called me...I could have gone and picked it up and had it to you by now.

Holy cow. That package has traveled more than me! lol.

You should just call and ask them to hold it there in Texas... going to collect the package yourself would probably be quicker...

... not to mention stopping using up all your frequent flyer points before it flies out to Alaska.

Edit:

This reminds me of a feel good story I saw on the 6 o'clock news a couple of years back.  A man who served in the British army during WW II had a letter his wife had written in 1943 finally delivered in 2006... after it had been to Egypt, Malaya, Papua New Guinea and Singapore, etecetera, etcetera.  He moved around a lot in his post and the letter always arrived after he had been posted elsewhere... apparently becoming lost in Burma or somewhere.  Both he and his wife still were alive when it was finally delivered by British Post: "Return to Sender". 

They said that after a few giggles they relived some old memories... the letter contained news of the birth of their first child.

Ya want me to drive over and pick it up and mail it to ya.

You need to pop over to the UK - I have your package here...

Thanks guys but it seems the package will forever be in Coppell, Texas.  It is the last place it was scanned, and when I called that Post Office , they had no idea where it was.  I emailed the WOOT  site, and they are refunding my money. 

Well 3 cheers for Woot then! It's the only way to travel! Woot!  Woot!  Woot!  What's a woot anyway?