banned for not waiting your turn

Banned for waiting and taking turns.

I say ALL BAN AT THE SAME TIME, and see what happens!

Banned for cluster-bans.

Banana'd.

smuroF dennaB owt ni gnitsoP rof dennaB

!ban backwards Inexplicable

Banned for backwards lame typing.

Banned because I just got accepted to Case Western Reserve University.

Banned for only being accepted to a 'reserve' university and not a 'first choice' one.

banned for not reserving the right to ban.

Banned for making a reservation at a reserve

Preserved ban.

Banned for not having preserves in a jar.

Banned for leaving the door a-jar

Banned for peeping though the door ajar

Banned for not closing the door.

banned for letting the air out. What, you think I'm heating the whole neighborhood?

Banned for having your heater on when I'm sweltering in 34c

banned for having a c cup

Banned for having tits on the brain.

banned for I wish I had tits on my brain.

squishy squishy

Banned because I don't think that would actually be all that comfortable (for me or the woman, but maybe not for the same reason).

Banned for putting too much thought into it... rather than just enjoying tits

Banned for not noticing the long, metallic, electrically-charged spikes that protrude from behind my ballcap.

banned for she can back it up a bit and avoid the spikes.