banned for thinking the moon makes you special. The moon is a gift to all mankind, so we may paint it by number one day.

And I just wanted to pick on the phrasing.

Banned for mooning him.

banned for bending over and showing it all

Banned for Eewww TMI!

banned for HDMI

Banned for 1080p

banned for HDTV

Banned for Blu-Ray

Banned for UV rays.

Banned, all of you, for unimaginative bans that do not even raise a small chuckle, much less a giggle....

Also banned for abbreviations that reduce further the enjoyment this thread should provide...

And banned because instead of being off with the fairies, the fairies come to you to counteract the laziness...

And finally, banned because a flock of dingbats just flew over and crapped all over next door's aspidistras

Banned for quadra-banning 'cause you let your dingbats frolic with the fairies in the aspidistras that didn't even raise a chuckle for unimaginative giggles and abbreviations that did reduce the level of further enjoyment with small chuckles that crapped all over next door's lazy fairies who decided not to.

Banned for being so confused that you've begun to lead us all astray... and ain't it weird, that we're completely nucking futs this way and we don't even smoke the shit.

I don't 'smoke the shit' either and I'm still confuseded hence my ...................

BANNED for brain/mouth disconnect

Banned for solid connection between "brain" and fingers.

Banned because your brain is under worked and/or on strike due to poor conditions.

Banned because poor conditions complicated by striking underbrain.

Banned because your birth certificate should state that your middle name is Lunacy... only they ran out of ink.

Banned because that should have given him the middle name of lunacy and no last name. Or more likely the middle name of lunacy and a last name, but no value for something inane at the end of the document like number of contractions.

Banned for using contractions in an oblique context that indicates the value of lunacy in an offhand manner or, more succinctly, NYAH!

Banned  for being rude

Banned for being ladylike.

Banned for both.

Banned because this spambot it totally out of control.

Banned for uttering spambot in less than two sentences.

Banned for uttering uttering in a sentence with more that 5 words.

Banned for knowing the difference between what is and what isn't rude... and don't say it's cos I corrupted you because we both know that thankfully you were quite tainted when we met.