Banned for not trying to convert the heretic in me. 

banned for assuming I wanted to convert you

Banned for touche.  Now I have to delete you. 

banned for attempted deletion

What? How can that be?  Banned for resurrection of the digital kind.

banned for not realizing what my status is

Banned for Facebook. That site always creeped me out. Still does.

banned for Facebook assumption

Banned for someone oughta blow Facebook up... that Zuckerberg dipshit has a lot to answer for.

And Zuckerberg ought to be banned from the human race for trying to copyright the words 'Face' and 'book'

Thankfully, a young man with some sense... you should be creeped out by that site.  It just became the most valuable company... ever.  Why?  because there a dozens upon dozens of greedy bastards trying to get into it through large cash investments, with a view to obtaining personal information of site members in order to make more illicit money.

Never been to Facebook... NEVER WILL!!!!

Banned for doing a slow simmer about FB stuff.

Banned for fast frying about DC stuff..... yeah, I know, those damned politicians.

What do you call a politician stuck between a rock and a hard place?

Banned for not banning and an easy target. 

Banned for banning a non-banning old hippie who didn't ban the bomb, either.

Banned cuz that's my guess to his riddle.  

Banned for out-riddling the riddler....  So riddle me this... if a bean's a bean, what's a pee?

banned for riddling us with lame jokes

banned for being banned

banned for 42

Banned for a numerical nothing ban that neglects multiplication, long division and perving at the hot algebra teacher.

Banned because I'm taking calculus.

Integration signs are pretty!

Done!

Answer to reply 6039.

To all the rest......Nyah!

Banned for was I right? 

banned for changing your Avatar like a woman changes her clothes

Banned for I don't understand how you can stay with the same one {avatar} forever.