banned for going chauvinist

Banned for humour attempt again. I'm telling you that isn't Scoutdog.  Where is he? And who are You?

Banned because I am an alien being wearing Scoutdog's skin like a suit.

However, since Scoutdog is a disembodied cybernetic brain to begin with, that leaves me a bit... exposed. I imagine I'll be returning to my home planet before the chilly part of autumn.

banned for abandoning the skin suits

Banned for not abandoning your wicked ways and going ape-shit in your birthday suit at full moon

Banned for mooning over him.

banned for Moons over My Hammy©

Banned for hamming up the moon and disturbing green cheese.

banned because the moon is not made of green cheese

Science has proven that it is Gouda.

Banned for passing on inaccurate lunar information... everyone [cept you, it seems] knows it's made of cheeky cheddar chunks

banned for going with the cheddar looneys

Such ones accept this concept because they fail to compensate for the Earth's atmosphere which throws of the delicate scans of the Moon. When using the HELO (High Earth Luna Orbit) telescope the direct composition is revealed to be closer to Gouda then Cheddar.

Banned 'cause you're both wrong. I have it on not so accurate authority that the moon, aka Luna, is made up of greyed out blue cheese left over from the last todo.

@Uvah, Banned for isn't that Jim Carey's face?  

Banned for the hatch wasn't opened before the torpedoes were fired.... ABANDON SUB!!!!

Banned for trying to make a submarine sandwich.

banned for you sunk my battlewich

Banned for surface warships... frig it.

banned for wanting frigs

Banned for friggin' wantonly.

Banned for being morally restrictive.

KARATE BAN!

Banned for pic showing chees brick bein' smasheded.

Banned for the perpendicular contradiction to the blatantly horizontal hypotenuse in an impending departure from the island of anticipation

banned for illogical logical speak

Banned for Spock wouldn't like that.