Banned for getting down on your knees to avoid volunteering  or being commandeered to brush the cobwebs off the ceiling.

Banned because, thanks to the empowerment of women in the workplace, that get-down-on-your-kees trick doesn't get you free vacation time now.

Banned for sexual connotations with regard to women on their knees... some women get on their knees to propose cos they want equal rights/opportunity; some women get down on their knees cos they're scullery maid scrubbing floors; some women get down on their knees because they are dressmakers taking up hems... and other women are down on their knees to pray for better weather while on vacation.

Banned for sidewinding like reality tv. 

banned for squirrels

banned for letting them nibble your nuts

banned for letting them steal yours

Banned for storing them in his cranium. 

Banned because it's a nice, empty space...

Banned for apparently it was an easy fit. 

banned for being easy

Banned for being loose.

Banned because tiptoeing through the tulips has become a must do exercise as of now... the gardener has spread manure [horse shit] throughout the garden bed.

Banned for the grass is always greener on the other side. 

Banned for no matter how green the grass is, the gardener prefers to smoke weed.

Banned for a chip off the old Cheech and Chong. No living dolls allowed.

banned for chipping

Banned for boiling potatoes is much healthier than chipping... though chipping logs is hard work with a 'tater chipper

Banned for boiling chips. 

banned for roiling a boiling

Banned for roiling? roiling?  haha This isn't scrabble Ryat.        

banned for assumption of Scrabble

Banned for I wasn't assuming. I was guessing.  

banned for they are one and the same

Banned for assuming is more, je ne sais quoi?. Guessing is almost an invite to error. Just sayin.