Banned for discouraging compliments.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for having to keep an eye on that guy. 

Banned for not letting me keep an eye on you.

Banned for not using both your eyes.

The Admiral

banned for letting the dogs out

Banned for when the cows come home.

The Admiral

Banned for 

Banned for posting videos that are unrelated to the present topic except for the pictures and title.

We are not currently on the subject of gummy bears.

-Sir Red Rocky54

banned for gumming bears up

Banned for the moral of the story is, you can't always get what you want. 

Banned because Ryat didn't get banned, and you didn't get what you wanted either.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Self-Banned because I'm just so bannable.

-Sir Red Rocky54

banned for being bannable and you cant always get a chihuahua

Banned because we're all bannable, and because I'd never want a dog, let alone one of those annoying yapper dogs.

Banned because you can't always win.

-Sir Red Rocky54 

Banned for although I like pets, I would rather get an arrow to the knee, than own one. 

banned for they are the worst at attacking people as well

I have the ankle scars to prove it.

 Banned for all those little rats are aggressive. With their razor sharp crooked little teeth.    It's like they have little man syndrome. 

Banned for having met my 3-year-old cousin.

Banned for hopefully it's temporary.   Tables are great munchies.

banned for table chewing

Banned for better than a lemon.    

Banned for lemon-hating.

-Twi

Banned because you spelled twilight sparkle wrong.

Banned for being sparkly.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for facial embarrassment by hiding behind a grilled helmet.