Banned for trying to find me work... I just wanna listen n' watch these days.

Banned because THAT is what I want to do when I 'grow up.'

I finally figured out the answer to that question.

-Sir Red Rocky54

Banned for the answer should have been more elusive... and far more complex that the question, which should have been asked in four distinct stages while on bended knee and juggling six over-ripe watermelons....

..... look out below.

banned for juggling

Banned for no capitolization or punctuation.

-Twi

Banned for impersonating a walking dictionary... and a non-proper English one at that.  Check out the Oxford dictionary [the home of true English] and clearly you will see that you spelt the word 'capitalisation' incorrectly.

So there.

banned for winking at me

Banned for acknowledging his wink.

-Twi

banned for shorting your sig

Banned for shorting your circuit and making the lights go out.

banned for the lights are on but I am not home

Banned for wasting electricity.

-Twi

Banned for completely missing the point... lights are on but he's not [completely] there.  Get it???

Also, banned because it's well past your bedtime young man.

Banned for instigation.

Banned for investigations.

The Admiral

Banned for crop circles.

Banned for...

The Admiral

Banned for assuming I missed the point.  And my "bed-time" is usually around 7-8 am so

-Twi

Banned for holding the smoking gun...   

Banned for aiding and abedding an alien.

-Twi

Bannet for confusing your ts widh ds.

banned for superciliousness

Banned with a bayonet.

The Admiral

banned for being afraid to show your face

Banned because my face is just too awesome for your non-existent eyes.

The Admiral