Banned for resetting might cause you to forget everything. 

banned for making me see it for the first time

Banned because Rome overshadows the Greeks.

Banned because your account of history doesn't give credit where credit is due... without the Greek philosophy and system of government, Rome would not have enjoyed the successes it did.

Banned because that's how it works. You steal ideas from other people and make it more famous yourself.

Banned for talking like Apple and thinking it's okay to steal other peoples ideas... then claiming them as your own and suing others for using those 'stolen' ideas.

banned for Apple ranting

Remember Apple had a GUI before IBM did.

Banned because that was also what Microsoft did to Apple.

Also banned because that was exactly what I was thinking of when I said that.

Banned for thinking and saying at the same time... while double banning, for which you do not have a license.

banned for wanting banning to be licensed

This is a free country. I have a Constitutional Right to ban. Its the 28th Amendment. 

...and PARC had one before Apple.

Banned for parking your apple there. 

-Twi

Banned for the GUI came first before everything else. Back in the day it was short for Geshstumpinunkles Uberkowpickles Inc.

Banned for not making sense.

Banned for not knowing about an old family company that absolutely made the best widdlewops in the whole wide world... and geez, weren't they tasty on a bed of grilled cheese on toast.

That's nothing, I had a GUI throughout my high school years back in the 60's... a GUI meaning Girl Under Investigation.

Sometimes that paid off and she studied under me.

Banned for being a ""private" investigator".

banned for not joining the FBI

I let you guys figure that one out yourselves.

Banned for assuming we want to figure things out for ourselves.

-Twi

banned for whining like a brony

Banned for doing a Meatloaf on me.... and taking the words right out of my mouth.

Banned because I was a part of the FBI [Female Body Inspection] Service since before you were a twinkle in yer daddy's eye.

banned for you have been my daddy's partner

Banned for partnering with daddies instead of mommies.

banned for that came after

Banned for your lucky she didn't think like that.