Banned for all kinds are required to make the world go round.  

banned for wanting the world to go round

It would just fling us off into space if it did. Unless there is some mystical magical force keeping us down to the surface.

Banned because the Force really is similar to gravity- Living things generate it (along with everything else), it may or may not travel faster than the speed of light, you can tell if something big occurred by looking for disturbances in it, and it binds the universe together.

Banned for beating me to it.   I was just gonna say that...   

banned for attempting to steal credit

LOL Never looked at it quite like that.

Banned for never quite looking at disturbances in a binding universe.   

banned for disturbing me

Banned for oops. Well here then,    

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!                          

banned for lame pun jokes and forgeting

Banned for something, I don't remember what.

Banned for catching amnesia whilst at the celebrating life zombie festival. 

banned by another oxymoron festival

Banned for more on the nightly news. And some cotton candy. 

banned for skys of cotton and fields of waves

Banned because.....

SO CUTE!

banned for making me click on a link

Banned for cloning baby dinosaurs.  

banned for assuming those are babies

Banned for the link?   huh    Not the emoticons....                    

Banned for making me feel like Miss Understood.

Banned because you don't think that critter's cute? You sorry, tasteless person...

banned for assuming someone not having your taste is tasteless

Banned for tasting cloned dinosaur. eeeeewww      

banned for cloned taste buds

Banned for eventually.  And with all the growth hormones we are forced to ingest, will seven feet tall also eventually be average....?     {vertically}