banned for assuming its every 3 months

Banned for delaying it, then, and going a bit loopy in the meantime.

banned for I am not delaying it

Now loopy on the other hand.......

Banned for bringing forward too early, then... thus causing information overload, which = loopy.

banned by the letter =

Banned for fancy lettering.   €

Banned for alphabet recital, both forwards and backwards, while chewing gum and standing on one leg in a vat of grapes

banned for not including the Greek alphabet

Banned for the Klingon alphabet is confusing enough... especially when Worf is drunk on Romulan ale and recites it backwards

banned for not seeing him on Trill love juice

Banned for aphodisiacs are not permitted by Klingon laws.  They have to get it up unassisted... so thank yourself lucky you're not Klingon [or come under Klingon jurisdiction], otherwise that horny goatweed and powdered bulls testicles wouldn't be available to you.

Banned for not caring about poor Mr.Spock....             

banned because Mr. Spock denies this emotion because he wants to

Banned for Mr Spock only gets emotional when he's horny.... and yes, he cries after sex.

Which reminds me, I once cried after sex. 

I was much younger then, but I cried wishing that someone else was there.

banned for bringing up your own sex life

Or lack there of.

Banned for being unsympathetic.

Banned for you know sympathy will cost you a satelite or gnome or box set Star Trek videos. 

Banned for flying under the radar so my satellite can't see you coming.

banned for even going with radar

That is so old fashioned.

Banned for being an insensitive new age guy who thinks newer is better.  Not so with wine... and radar still gets the job done

Banned for not realizing when the grid falls apart everyone will be going, " now where did I put my radar?" And wind up clock/radio."

banned for assuming everyone will be like that

Banned for being sort of funny.... cuz yes, it will be like that.   

banned for not realizing that some of us have excellent survival skills

Banned for not realizing, no man is an Island.