banned for proving that a perfect world can only work with perfect control

Banned for perfect control can only work in a perfect world... and if I'm running it all the better.

banned for thinking you can run things perfectly

Banned for not knowing of my superb leadership and organisational skills.

Also banned for not knowing that I'm so sharp I can cut fresh air... into 6 or 8 pieces, if I like.

banned for being in such thick air

Banned for it was colder here than Mars for awhile...

Banned for there is no sunbaking on Mars in Summer or Winter... but you can go out for walks if you have a fashionable spacesuit.

banned for wanting a fashionable space suit

A mere mask that increases oxgyen flow and a thick coat is all you need.

Banned for encouraging under-dressing and not wanting to be fashionable on Mars... you never know who you might bump into.

banned for not seeing that a thick coat can be more fashionable then a space suit

Banned for time for trendsetting I say.        LOL

banned for showing a picture of a highly dangerous and obsolete space suit

One rip in a lethal environment and that guy is dead.

Banned for having no nostalgia... and yeah, one rip and he's gonna create his own lethal environment.

banned for going in that rip direction

Banned for I am not alone... as medical evidence shows everyone INCLUDING GIRLS do it around 13 times a day.

Banned for forgetting that "girls don't toot".      

Banned for the elephant in the room is complaining that the walls are closing in... and the tooting girl in the corner is giggling her chops off.

banned for calling it all out

Banned for paying too much attention to a whole load of waffle.... you were supposed to shrug it off as superfluous nonsense

banned for waffling too much

Banned for being insensitive to the needs of a waffling addict who cannot find a waffling support group akin to AA.. or GA... F ALL and FU.

Also, banned for flying under the radar and making traversing the sewers a sport of the incorrigible

banned because Han shot first

Banned for God said go forth and multiply.... you came fifth and got subtracted from the winners podium at short notice by undercover security personel diguised as personified pastors of the Alchemists Brotherhood of St Kneb of All Seasons Chapel.

banned by the Bible Thumpers of H G Wells for hearsy

Banned for dissing the songstress and Inky Pinky Parlevouz while humming Achy Breaky Heart and thinking Miley Cyrus 'twerking' is hot when in actual fact it is as ugly as an old crone's nether region after being ravished by a Chinese dragon on heat.